weekend edition #2

Originally composed by A and buelsy at Toad's on Main Street, in downtown Christmas Island:

REASONS WHY MCDONALD'S SHOULD SERVE BREAKFAST 24-7

1. Because it's amazing.
2. Equal breakfast opportunity for night owls who wake up after 10:30 a.m., but zonk out again before 4:00 a.m. (Nearly every college student in America)
3. Decrease in road rage in evening rush hour commuters who consume Micky D's. Sugar makes you high.
   
4. The enticement of breakfast at night will actually lure drunkies away from bars before they drink beyond the point of no return.

REASONS WHY MCDONALD'S SHOULD POTENTIALLY NOT BREAKFAST 24-7

1. America becomes even more obese and eventually explodes.
2. Mom and pop diners lose customers. Who wants to eat a slightly-more-expensive breakfast with mom and pop when you can have a Sausage McGriddle?
3. The increase of supply will decrease the demand for McDonald's breakfast. It just tastes better when it's hard to get.
   
4. Quality decreases by an even greater degree of mass production of breakfast sandwiches.

SLIGHTLY NON-SEQUITOR, BUT VERY CLEAR CONCLUSION TO THE DEBATE: Sausage McGriddles. They make us happy.

In other news, the weekend went by fast. I've only crossed off about two of the thirty things on my agenda (thank you, Google Calendar). My propsectus has to be out by tomorrow. Messy Manor is even messier than usual. A is glum. I guess I'm a little glum too. Sundays are just like that.

--buelsy (but look at the trees!)